Saturday 18 March 2006

The live final of Stars in their Eyes Kids...

...was something I missed. I was kinda upset when i realised. The main reason i wanted to watch, apart from my deep and pure love for it, was to watch the entrants that were clearly flukes that could sing one song a bit like the artist fall flat on their faces with attempts at others. Like the kylie minogue girl. Sometimes i'm such a victim of the reality tv mindset, and i watch just to see people make total badgers of themselves. Shameful.


A big wreck of a week this week. 3 days off with le flu, wasnt even fun illness either. It was the properly knackering type that could probably batter you dead easily if it felt like it.


Spent most of my week re-acquainting myself with how blisteringly funny brasseye and the day today are. Especially the one where Chris Morris interviews an elderly female rights activist, and asked what she would do if he tried to sexually assault her ("its not VERY likely to happen, but lets just say it did...")-


'I would beat you off'


'How long would you beat me off for?'


'Well as long as it took'


'And what if another man tried to join in'


'Well i'd have to beat him off as well'


'But what if a whole room of men were going at you, would you beat all them off as well?'


'Well i'd have a jolly good go'


'And what about the dry cleaning afterwards?'


'...oh, moneys the least of it.'


ahh...lol lol


So yeah, a week well spent. It can be summed up with this image:





Lou's mini-party on thursday night was wicked, too. All good people in a good house, led to all round good times. Face painingly good.



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Possible names for my children:



Golly Gosh



Eagle St. Leo Sarah-Jane Monarchy Battallion Jr.



Quincy Lego



Sesame the Inevitable Warrior (Sammy for short)



Butter Me-Uppington



Bruce Branches



Hattie Craze



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I remember when Deal or No Deal wasnt funny to anyone except me and Jon.



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Here are some pictures of animals:




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And thats all for this week




Bye bye




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